Anonymous said: Can you explain what cis means?
when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
when your friend curses in front of your parents
If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.
please unfuck them
if only smh.
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